Ve promised to bring you an update to ze new mission. Here it iz:
Ve vent to ze Malmö to straighten out ze maker of ze Spank ze Monkey game. He vas getting married and ve couldn't allow zat. Imagine him playing with his schnable in the mädschen käsebrot instead of doing ze games as he should.
Ve had it all figured out. Ve put him through a mighty challange to keep him on ze straight and narrov. To show him zat games are ze only thing worz caring about.
In ze end vi won, az ve always does. He took ze challange and defeated all our obstacles, leaving ze whole ordeal with a feeling of inflated self worth. But underneath, in his subconcious, he haz learned ze important lesson: gamez are more important zan anythink eles.
He might get ze marriage after ze all but ze bride vill always come second - after se gamez.
Ve made sure of zat.
Ze LudoBrigade vin again.
